What do People Lie About?

I had a wonderfully rowdy audience on Saturday, May 31. I asked them what they lied about, here are their answers.

That I was married.
 Shipping liquids in US mail.
 Looking forward to vacation.
 (2) Age
 (2) Weight
 I lied to dad about drinking soda.
 Faked a family emergency to get an extension on a project.
 Too sick to go to school.
 Whether I'm in town.
 Sleeping on the job.
 Politics.
 (2) My Job.
 How much I like food.
 Going to church.
 Number of drinks per week.
 Lied about being sick.
 That I remembered someone's name.
 I don't lie.
 How many women I've been with.
 I'm a virgin.
 Movies I've seen.
 Lied about being sick to leave work early.
 About liking my job.
 My grades.
 Where I live.
 Liking my wife's friends.
 Where I was when you were on vacation.